Bacon Problemby The Hillbilly Dude
I feel like it needs somethin'.
I know. More bacon.
★ I've got a fever, and there's only one prescription. ★
Origin
This haiku was inspired by our Pan-Fried Bacon recipe - because sometimes the only way to fix a bacon problem is with more bacon. Hillbillies call that "good sense."
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